McDonaldstuck
Sollux-Fry Cook
….iim a fuckiing geniiu2. Why the fuck do ii work at McDonald2??
(Better bio to come soon. I’m terrible at writing bios so :c )

Sollux-Fry Cook

….iim a fuckiing geniiu2. Why the fuck do ii work at McDonald2??

(Better bio to come soon. I’m terrible at writing bios so :c )

Equius: CashierHe works the cash register with Dave and he works hard, he really does, but… he has a tendency to freak people out. A lot. So he hardly gets any customers and when he does, he usually ends up sweating and panting and scaring them off. Meenah yells at him. A lot. But it’s not all bad, at least she lets Equius bring Nepeta to work. (She plays in the playroom with the little kids. The way Meenah sees it: Good atmosphere for kids= good business and if parents just assume that Nep’s a playroom supervisor it’s totally not Meenah’s fault)
His uniform sort of breaks code, but cargo shorts are the only things he doesn’t break. And he’s wearing the largest shirt possible.Also my headcanon for HumanEquius is that he’s Native American but I’m bad at things so you can’t tell *cry* 

Equius: Cashier
He works the cash register with Dave and he works hard, he really does, but… he has a tendency to freak people out. A lot. So he hardly gets any customers and when he does, he usually ends up sweating and panting and scaring them off. Meenah yells at him. A lot. But it’s not all bad, at least she lets Equius bring Nepeta to work. (She plays in the playroom with the little kids. The way Meenah sees it: Good atmosphere for kids= good business and if parents just assume that Nep’s a playroom supervisor it’s totally not Meenah’s fault)

His uniform sort of breaks code, but cargo shorts are the only things he doesn’t break. And he’s wearing the largest shirt possible.

Also my headcanon for HumanEquius is that he’s Native American but I’m bad at things so you can’t tell *cry* 

Meenah-THE MANAG—ER and works the drive through on shifts with Karkat
She is the bass. The head halibut. She rules her establishment with an gold trident iron fist. All of her employees are exemplary workers due to her instruction and anyone that DARES to suggest otherwise is going to get a tongue lashing that will make them shit their pants and get their asses kicked into next week if need be.

Meenah-THE MANAG—ER and works the drive through on shifts with Karkat

She is the bass. The head halibut. She rules her establishment with an gold trident iron fist. All of her employees are exemplary workers due to her instruction and anyone that DARES to suggest otherwise is going to get a tongue lashing that will make them shit their pants and get their asses kicked into next week if need be.

Dave Strider-Cashier
He wears the visor like a douchebag. Ironically of course. One day Dave unwisely mentioned to his Bro that he was looking for a job. So his Bro graciously got him a job as a cashier at McDonalds. Dave is too committed to the art of irony to quit, but he’s starting to secretly not-hate working there. But it’s not all cool shades and sick beats. His fellow cashier freaks almost everyone out, leaving Dave with a huge line of customers during lunch floods and there’s this one stoner guy who always comes in really late at night, always orders from Dave and pays in all coins and no matter what Dave does, it always happens. Dave doesn’t know what this guy’s problem is, fucking juggalos man.

Dave Strider-Cashier

He wears the visor like a douchebag. Ironically of course. One day Dave unwisely mentioned to his Bro that he was looking for a job. So his Bro graciously got him a job as a cashier at McDonalds. Dave is too committed to the art of irony to quit, but he’s starting to secretly not-hate working there. But it’s not all cool shades and sick beats. His fellow cashier freaks almost everyone out, leaving Dave with a huge line of customers during lunch floods and there’s this one stoner guy who always comes in really late at night, always orders from Dave and pays in all coins and no matter what Dave does, it always happens. Dave doesn’t know what this guy’s problem is, fucking juggalos man.

also fyi

the trolls are going to be people so yeah

the comic that started it all
shitty quality is due to its 2:00 am creation

the comic that started it all

shitty quality is due to its 2:00 am creation

oh jesus where do I start

this is an au birthed from a combination of several things: A conversation about sassy McDonalds employees, headcanon of Meenah being a chola, and a dumb comic that merged those two things. Then, it was an avalanche of stupid when my friend Grae and I were trying to figure out who else would work at this McDonalds (which I’ve affectionately nicknamed ‘MackerelDonalds’ because fish puns)

um so yeah

I’ll post the initial sketches I’ve got so far and I guess what you’d call bios

p.s. I barely know how to run my own blog so here goes nothing